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An odd phenomenon that describes the way a lad always tend to end in bed with same girl again and again, even though he does not want to. The syndrome is typically activated when a lad needs a consolation bang.
"What up bro, did you pull Clara?"
"Nah fuck man, I woke up in Sophie's bed again"
"Oh shit, you are totally hit by The Crow-Syndrome geezer"
Similar to Napoleon Complex, the Joe Pesci syndrome is a result of appearing vulnerable, (ie. Short, scrawny, Nerdy) in a hostile environment, and being hyper violent as compensation. People with Joe Pesci syndrome do not attack to hurt, they attack to show everyone else, why not to provoke them. Someone with JPS, is not above fighting dirty, using weapons , or having others come and intimidate people for them just to prove a point. JPS rarely start issues, but they are inclined to end them.
“Dude, I would not keep fucking with Troy. He might be small, but he choked out Cory on the bus, on some Joe Pesci Syndrome shit.”
“I know I freaked out at the bar, but you know what it’s like being small, I got Joe Pesci syndrome.”
It is when you have so much to say, but then don't because either you are not sure about it or just feel lazy to think about its relevance
My colleague: Happy 2021! Hope you had a nice break.
Me: Same to you. Yes it was a nice quiet one. Hope you had a good one too
My colleague: Yeah I did. Was just glad to stay away from tech
Me: Hmm...
My colleague: I have been kind of annoyed with the lockdowns as it has limited my outdoor activities and made me circle back to tech for relaxation
Me: Hmm...
My colleague: Sorry for whining :)
Me: Hmm...
My colleague: Are you alright amigo?
Me: Yes, all good.
My colleague: No, just think you might be suffering from the 'Hmm...syndrome'
Me: Hmm...lolz...
Marie Antoinette Syndrome is when you or someone you know is going through something (for example: a divorce) and one of the parties wants nothing to do with the other party going forward, but still want all the perks of the relationship without having to be in the relationship. This applies to friendships, jobs, relationships, everything.
My ex has Marie Antoinette Syndrome: "I want you out of our house! But I still want you to do everything, and continue doing my bidding regardless of where we are."
" I baked YOU a cake ... but, I'm going to eat it while you watch me"
A rare disorder in which the person or persons has an abnormally large ego. Similar to narcissism, but a common side effect is a lack of self awareness.
Jeremy swears he's better than everyone else.
Yeah, he has Tonkinson syndrome.
Jeremy, your Tonkinson syndrome is showing.
Also know as Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva nasty disease that turns living cells into bone. A very rare disease though the average life expectancy is 56 years old.1 in 2 million people get it.
Stone man syndrome is a rare disease that is always fatal
When you can't resist the urge to say "sussy baka"
Example of Belli Syndrome: "Have you seen William? He's such a sussy baka UwU Ara Ara"