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That LG sex is Hot!!
When you and your partner lie in bed together pleasuring yourselves until you both climax. Zero use for condoms and contraception and you still can't fall pregnant. Therefore it's free! Extremely useful during the world's current (2024) cost of living crisis.
My partner and I, are currently going through some financial difficulties. So we tried the " cost of living sex position
" so we didn't need to buy/use any kind of costly contraception or fall pregnant
No sex. Masturbation is fine, but absolutely no Sex. Passing will let you move onto Obvious Orgasm October.
Stop Sex September made me feel like a virgin again
It's not that they hate you it's that they just dislike you. Therefor sex being the only solution just to spite them.
Him: Would you say you hate or dislike me at all?
Her: I don't hate you but I don't like you so I'll say dislike.
Her: Why?
Him: Then we can have dislike sex, how about that after saying that if you now think you hate me then we can have hate sex.
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The act of fucking a girl sensesly making monkey noises and screaming
“Dude last night I gave my girl the sex monke”
Also "sexual vegan", "dick vegan" or similar.
A gynophile (heterosexual) man. Someone who doesn't like (man-)meat, and is often, but not always, compulsively averse to animal proteines, gyms and stable relationships.
1.) Straight men are like the vegans of sexual orientations.
2.) How do you know if a man is a Sex Vegan? - Don't worry, he'll tell you.