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What spanish pepole think that Dragostea Din Tei sounds like
Fiesta fiesta y pluma, pluma gay
When walking the aisles of the supermarket, a man who goes to the wrong section of the deodorant aisle, the gay section, and subsequently touches the gay deodorant causes the aforementioned man to become a raging homosexual. By the time the formerly straight male makes it to the end of the aisle, to realise their mistake, they will be speaking with a gay lisp, dreaming of smoking pole and being slammed in the arse by eight giant prison homos and dressing in tight pants with the arse missing.
There goes Colin, he touched the gay deodorant
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys
Two gay people cover themselves in Peanut Butter and Jelly. And afterwards, have oral and anal sex, mixing the Peanut Butter and Jelly on eachother body's.
"Dude, last might me and my bf went dirty and did the Gay PB & J"
You run out of jokes and have the worst humour. Also she is properly not gay.
'Hey dude!'
'Yes?'
Ya nan gay!'
'You suck Bob!'
A term that internet trolls commonly use to describe something as fake
"That jetpack ad was fake, and the jetpack is fake n' gay!"
An universal, reality-warping, ominipotent being.
Its the son of Gay God and some black cosmic entity.
Can't be touched or harmed by any means.
Manager : Dammit, im tired of Chaz incompetence, its his third slip just this week. I swear this time i will fire him for good.
Coworker1: "Dude, don't do it, he's black and gay. Just a lawsuit is what he needs to bankrupt this company. Then WE will lose our jewbs."
Manager: "Holy crap, you're right!"
custom gay is when you accessorize your own pride outfit for Pride!!
gay #1: omg look at him/her/them they’re so custom gay!