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Asking for reccommendations that are near your level and completely disgarding them and going for the compelete opposite.
"Hey zack, what's a good d23?"
"I don't know, Passacaglia?"
"OK, time for an s24"
"Bruh, this retard has tyler syndrome"
When you can't remember anything recent from the last 2 hours, and not aware about important events. This is caused from some severe brain injury.
Girl: I can't believe you cheated on me with a hoe.
Guy: Oh my gosh, how do you remember that?!
Girl: Jeez! It's not like i have Post Head Trauma Syndrome!!
When your mouth overides your ass. Talking way way to much about nothing. Not being able to stop talking.
Dude: that guy won't shut the fuck up!
Girl: yeah nigga, he's got a bad case of flapping yap syndrome.
They'll think you're got shit when they have you, hold onto you when they think they need you, but then trade you up first opportunity they get. (Refering primarily to a shitty boy/girlfriend who is with you because you happen to be sucked into their shit. Had someone else come along before they'd be with this sack of shit and you wouldn't even be on their radar. ) Just like how you thought your Iphone 4 was amazing until you got that fancy ass 5c, and sold your 4 like the cheap whore it really was.
Mary thought Jack was totally in love with her until Mindy, a hotter, taller, skinnier girl came to town. Turns out Jack was only with Mary until he could trade up for a Mindy; proving he's got Iphone Syndrome, and should be set on fire.
basically when a girl with down syndrome has a big ass or big tits not down syndrome she got DAYMU SYNDROME
*girl with down syndrome caked up walks by*
dude 1: bro look at that girl
dude 2: WHOA SHE GOT THE DAYUM SYNDROME
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"But I love him!"
"No, you just met him! You have ISTC Syndrome"
When someone's got a serious craving for ladies with mondo bazongas, kinda like how you can't resist that big, stuffed cannelloni at the Italian joint. It's not just a preference, it's a whole syndrome - they see a gal with a large chest and bam, they're hooked like it's all-you-can-eat pasta night
Every time we hit the beach, it's the same story with Dave. Sees a girl with a big rack and he's totally zoned out. Poor guy, serious case of Cannelloni Syndrome."