when a guy gets crimper balls he simple got his balls pinched so fucking hard they turned purple. A Girls cigarette box will suck up his sack and begin to squeeze on guard. She pushes her juices into the cavity causing even more pressure. Eventually she releases and then the guy has a permanent ball clamp. She then tells all her girlfriends and the guy decided to fuck her sister...
guy1; bro... i just got crimper balls.
guy2; oh shit!!1
guy1; I am Deffffffinetly gonna go fuck her sister now.
When a man has sex with two women, and enters all six holes.
Last week I went home with Jimmy and Karen and we let him play Eight-ball with us.
Ball bondage is when you sit down in tight jeans for a long long time to then find your testicles are twisted and stuck together in the most awkward position, moving your junk around with your hand or most other unique methods to remove such disturbance.
Jeff - "Argh, I've got ball bondage again"
Gary - "How are you going to untangle them this time"
Jeff - "With your mouth of course"
When you are engaged in intercourse and your partner farts on your balls.
My girlfriend gave me a ball breeze last night after eating tacos.
Excuse me, do you have rakhma?
- What’s rakhma?
Rakhma balls
Paige uhhh I mean faith yeah she’s my ball and chain, like I’m whipped to to hell (Ooo I’m so in love with you)
Akos: Hey Paige (sorry Faith) I love you so much but I can’t tell my friends what I’m saying
Paige (Faith): Hahah that’s ok bitch, we are so secretive so please don’t tell them
Akos: Your my ball and chain