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car-jacking is beating off in the car.
I was car-jacking and this dude saw me and wanted to suck my dick - so I let him.
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symptoms include: every person in the car becoming extremely annoying, feeling like the car is shrinking, and trying to sleep but not being able to. Related to cabin fever, but in a car.
Forest: Dude you're touching my shoulder.
Flint: Dude whatever everyone in this stinkin' car is touching shoulders, stupid.
Forest: Oh, it must just be the car fever.
Flint: Yeah, that's what I thought.
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An American performance car characterized by huge, powerful engines, poor handling, and rock and roll.
The two most iconic muscle cars: Camaro and Mustang.
Both of them have history stretching back to the sixties. Which of them is better?
The answer: I don't care; Porsche 911 smokes them both to hell anyways.
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Car-Hopping is the act of secretly entering someone's automobile and taking whatever one finds useful, profitable, or interesting. Car-Hopping usually takes place after 1:00am.
He asked the kid where he gotten the GPSes and the 80G iPod from, and the kid responded, "I went car-hopping last night."
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The middle member of a simultaneous anal three-way, as in neither the caboose nor the engine, but the dining car.
It's my turn to be the dining car!
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A car with a large V8 and steel bumpers made before 1976.
A perfect example is the Falcon GT.
Falcon GT was a Bathurst winner and now the most sought after Aussie Muscle car ever.
They asking price of a XY HO Phase 3 GT equals the the combined value of all T series falcons combined.
FYI a T series is a late model Australian Falcon V8 with a body kit...Not a GT or a muscle car Per Se.
Allan Moffat's Bathurst winning GT muscle car.
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'That car slut only fucks dudes with Skylines or Ferraris'
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