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A peculiar mammal often found lurking in the shadows of great entertainers such as Gervais, Hamish, Andy and Rove. Unfortunately, his greatest achievement, a mediocre college TV show shackles him to the past and guards against any future success. He is well advised to stick with the engineering where he is best able to sing his own praises to unenthused workmates around the water cooler.
That Dr Dan loves looking at himself in the mirror.
Hey there is that Dr Dan guy, what a battler.
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see sad daniel. it will explain it there. n wat do u fkn mean my definition is 2 short!?!
wat did i just say? if i may b polite enough 2 repeat - see sad daniel
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Creator of websites dedicated to TV programmes, such as Sharpiesscrubs.tk and Sharpiessouthpark.tk
You seen this new website by Dan J. Sharp?!
1.A man who is a dick and he owns a dick farm and his name is Dan.
2. A person who loves dick and farms a multitude of willing dicks and chooses to use them as they desire.
3. An insult used to de-emasculate another male friend or otherwise. Thus challenging their sexual identity.
1. My neighbor is a Dick Farmer. And his name is Dan.
2. He...Time to look into the lil black book and decide which dick to suck.
She... WOW.. that lil black book is thick AF...Your a real Dick Farm Dan aren't you?
3. Hey Dick Farm Dan!!!!! Stop fuckin with the juke box ya Homo!!!
*man comes out of a year long coma*: i ant wait to watch the new dan and phil games video!
doctor: yea, about that...
An utterly irresistible and very rare creature. Features of the sam-n-dan include gorgeous locks of blonde curly hair, a beautiful smile, fabulous outfits, expensive taste and killer charm. Favourite foods include chocolate, gummy candy and cosmopolitans. This creature, spotted on very rare occasions, has been known to bite unattractive/rude men so is it suggested that only charming, handsome men approach it, preferably offering it flowers or a night on the town. If you have the chance to see or spend time with the sam-n-dan you will no doubt forget it...consider yourself lucky!
"look over there! oh my god its a sam-n-dan, hurry get the camera!"
When you stay at home by yourself all night playing X-box masturbating then going to bed.
I was gonna go hang out with my friends but they ditched so im having a dan diel night