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smooth poo

A poop in which wiping will result in nothing on the toilet paper

Mike: I just took a poo, and after i wiped there was nothing on the TP
Jeff: nice man, that's what i like to call a smooth poo

by Pop Pop January 6, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flaming poo

When someone takes feces, usually dog poo, and puts it in a paper bag on your porch, sets it aflame, and rings the doorbell. The person that answers the door is inclined to put out the fire, and consequently stomps in a pile of poo.

Last night we all got wasted and put flaming poo on Mr. Smith's porch. I think he had an aneurysm.

by Girl Scout April 23, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poo Say

1) A cocks best friend

2) A place to dump CUM
3) Best when WET

WARNING: the poo say is not always fresh, avoid the poo say at first sign of foul odor! Some woman may try to use the poo say to get what they want, and on weaker men this is a highly effective tactic.

ALSO it is common that one may eat the poo say

I woke up this morning and my cock still smells like Poo Say.

by RainmanRob May 13, 2010

22๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poo Jew

Indian migrants who invariably act like Jews, claiming persecution/racism, being underhanded and not worthy of trust, claiming superiority simply because they're Indian and ripping off the locals.

Imran the taxi driver from Bombay who won't take a fare unless it is at least a 10km drive is a Poo Jew.

Fucking Melbourne and Sydney are full of these stinking Poo Jew parasitic blow-ins.

by Poo Jew We Don't Want You May 1, 2009

28๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Deja Poo

Terd that reappears after you flush the toilet

"I had to flush twice, because I experienced deja poo"

by rberlow September 7, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


poo jabber

gay sex, or anal sex. Usually used as a homo insult.

"dude, why are you wearing a pink shirt...poo jabber"
"me and billy had some good poo jabbing last night"

by sillysausage January 30, 2006

55๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


poo crumbs

Crumbs of shit that remain in the toilet even after u flush.

Omg, someone left me poo crumbs in the toilet.

by Pavelski8 April 19, 2007

33๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž