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The shit stain left on the toilet seat from some fat ass that can't wipe his butt and leaves a mark on the seat for the next guy. Ass lipstick is like the lipstick left on a coffee mug or cigarette butt, except it is on the toilet seat and it is from your ass.
I went for a shit and saw someone left me ass lipstick stain on the toilet seat for me to enjoy.
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when a very good looking woman leaves a place of buisness wearing tight jeans turns to walk out and all the employes are staring at her ass!
on a hot summer day a very good looking female turns to leave a place of buisness while all the men associates stare at her ass with out a peep from them until she leaves the door way. then they pant like dogs and talk to each other about screwing the shit out of her! we gave her ass burn on the way out!
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its a boss or supervisor that steals your ideas or take credit for your work. And then talks shit about you to your coworker or his boss
He work for bp as a company man his a real ass tucker
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(adj.) Something or someone of exceptional reknown or of up-to-the-minute style and knowledge; one who is not to be dissed or fucked with. Similar to "badass".
"That is one pimp-ass motherfucker, G!"; "Your suit is fuckin' pimp-ass!"
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A layer of paper placed over a toilet seat to protect your ass from touching the seat. Mainly in public restrooms.
Corey: "dude did you see that toilet seat?!"
Mark: "yeah son, i had to lay down 22 ass shims before i could shit!!"
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Irritated sphincter caused by over-active bowels due to consuming large amounts of draft beer Friday and Saturday. Usually stems from not abusing alcohol during the week, then compensating for the hiatus by binging through the weekend. Sometimes involves a hemorrhoid or two.
#1. My friend could not go mountain biking with us last week because of his Sunday Ass.
#2. Why does that bar have to have Miller Lite specials over the weekend? I end up with Sunday Ass every time I try to save a little coin.
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A place of reliable and bountiful hook-up opportunities. Similar to the phrase cash cow but for sex rather than money.
Man, I've tagged 3 girls from my yoga class already. That place is definitely my ass cow.
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