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rick - “yo, what day is it?”
leanne - “it’s february 22 2007.”
rick - “wow that’s cool asf.”
josh - “i know, anyone born on this day is sexy as fuck and has a big dick.”
that day one of the great Daghestan musicians was born
— Oh, shit, it’s February 22.
— Why is this day important for you?
— I need to listen Daghestan music on this day
Noun: A blockage created by a “careful driver” attempting to pass a tractor-trailer; upon reaching the back of the trailer, the car slows to 1 mph faster than the truck and takes 3 or 4 miles to pass before resuming normal speed.
Shep really had to use the bathroom and almost didn’t make it to the rest stop in time because some grandpa created a 22-wheeler right in front of him.
4/22 is officially known as "420, number 2" OR "The second coming of 4/20". It is nationally recognized as the "2nd" day of 4/20.
Degenerate: "Man, I wish it was 4/20 again."
Respondent: "Bro, why? Don’t you know today is 4/22!?
when you're rollin your ballz off and you're pupils are big as fuck
"OMG HEATHER YOU'RE RIDIN 22S LOOK AT DEM DAMN PUPILZ GURL"
National clean the house for your mom day
Mom:hun its November 22
Me:dang
National clean the house for your mom day
Mom:hun its November 22
Me:dang