Raging Kyle
Popping a can of monster off some slag that resembles his mother due to mommy issues, this leads to inserting the can into her ass proceeding to drink the can while smoking a poorly rolled ciggy.
Man that girls got bare back you get me. Man's gunna raging Kyle that shoortie.
He's got a big booty so they call him big booty
Larg man
a lying son of a fuck who is dumb as a rock and cant tie his own shoes. he's also a closeted homosexual who cries about everything and anything. he lets his friends touch his small pecker and got scabies from his best male friend. he tries to act ghetto but everyone around him just lets him do his thing hoping he'll get shot. he treats women like scum between his deformed, hairy toes. has mommy issues. cuts himself with a shaver for attention but nobody gives a fuck.
"Yo dude you know Kyle Cochrane?"
"Yeah? That faggot? I heard him and his friend anally raped each other behind Office Max"
"YOOOOO I'M TELLIN' EVERYONE!"
THE BEST MAN, THE TRUE GOAT, THE KING OF WTC
"hey man did you hear kyle ireson is online?"
"No, but thats a big W"
A Kyle turner from bromsgrove is a mongole who’s Mom is peng and dad has an egg head he thinks he’s sick because he used to live in America but no one actually likes him
That Kyle turner is so dodgy no one likes him
The type of kid that loves crankin 90s but is lowkey chill in the party. Sometimes he will pop off but most of the time just is chillin
I played with fortnite kyle yesterday and it was great
When you start a sentence about something mundane, but you think faster than you talk so you end up encompassing your views on the meaning of life and the origins of the universe while ordering a cheeseburger.
Man, when he starts kyling out it's like a video bufferring and 9,000 random facts speed by every time it gets stuck.