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He's got a big booty so they call him big booty
Larg man
Raging Kyle
Popping a can of monster off some slag that resembles his mother due to mommy issues, this leads to inserting the can into her ass proceeding to drink the can while smoking a poorly rolled ciggy.
Man that girls got bare back you get me. Man's gunna raging Kyle that shoortie.
THE BEST MAN, THE TRUE GOAT, THE KING OF WTC
"hey man did you hear kyle ireson is online?"
"No, but thats a big W"
a lying son of a fuck who is dumb as a rock and cant tie his own shoes. he's also a closeted homosexual who cries about everything and anything. he lets his friends touch his small pecker and got scabies from his best male friend. he tries to act ghetto but everyone around him just lets him do his thing hoping he'll get shot. he treats women like scum between his deformed, hairy toes. has mommy issues. cuts himself with a shaver for attention but nobody gives a fuck.
"Yo dude you know Kyle Cochrane?"
"Yeah? That faggot? I heard him and his friend anally raped each other behind Office Max"
"YOOOOO I'M TELLIN' EVERYONE!"
When you start a sentence about something mundane, but you think faster than you talk so you end up encompassing your views on the meaning of life and the origins of the universe while ordering a cheeseburger.
Man, when he starts kyling out it's like a video bufferring and 9,000 random facts speed by every time it gets stuck.
Kyle Mitchell is handsome he's strong and he's rich he can also PUT CHO HEAD ON! he's a ladies man lots of girls like him he's the most coolest person in the world he's actually pretty chill.If I ever meet this dude ima go crazy! No homo
*Random girl* OMG! IS THAT REALLY Kyle Mitchell?!
inappropriate jokes, gross feelings, Raunchy phrases, broken shit
Raunchy joke : oof, this gives me kyle vibes
Broken wall: yup, kyle vibes.
Angry crowd: oh thats definitely kyle vibes