Assistant manager of Cub Foods and former child star of TV show "Warriors in the Hall."
This has been Noah Matt, signing off.
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a guitar wielding God, who is obsessed with his retarded girlfriend, Mandie.
(also see, "Mandie")
guy 1: "I wish I could learn guitar so I could play like Matt Wellesley!"
guy 2: "yeah. he's great! Mandie is one lucky girl!"
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Lindsey and Matt are meant to be they work out together and love each other very very much and are deeply in love Lindsey is a sexy ass who Loves her man Matt who is fine as fine can go and they are meant to be they are soul mates and are meant to be even through struggles and hard times but still are together and love each other very very much and get married and have birthday sex everyday and are madly in love
Lindsey and Matt are in Love
Lindsey and Matt are eternal
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The highest level achievable by Matts, if encountered do not enrage or will engage in violence.
Matt Mode broke a hockey stick on Tommy's back.
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Vinny V 2.0 - Played in Japan- Makes fan bases suffer
Latest victim: Philadelphia Phillies
Matt Moore just let up 5 runs with two outs. Pain
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Frat Matt(ress) a girl who frequently, almost exclusively, sleeps with Fraternity boys.
Yo that Melissa chick is hella tight'
Nah man, don't bother, she's a Frat Matt, no letters no lovin.
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