A Patrick is an absolute asshole. He will cheat on you and he will act petty over nothing. Do not date a Patrick because all he does is make creepy jokes and talk about gruesome things like it's okay.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Patrick's girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah she broke up with him
Guy 1: Finally, good for her.
Jew, small cock huge nose. Likes cowgirls
Here comes Patrick look at that nose he could smell buttpussy from a mile away
the weird guy from across the hall you thought would be normal but is actually a texan and tells you about his sex life unsolicited. lowkey alcoholic and dependent on weed. claims he is a player but really gets hung up on a girl as soon as she sleeps with him.
damn, you're acting like such a patrick right now.
trust me, you don't need another patrick after the last one.
The guy Who tries tricking you but he finds a new person to trick : Patrick: hey may bay day lay hay gay stay may bay *CRINGE!*
Patrick:n want to play A LAME GAME?
very cute, smart and sexy guy with a big penis mentality
A faggot loser that is pale as fuck, and has a shit ton of freckles. Patrick thinks that a girl counts as a girlfriend, even though they haven’t even been on 1 date with them. They are emo, and try to fit in, but can’t.
Look at Patrick over there. Loser.