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To jack off a person while tossing their salad (licking their asshole).
Kim gave Xavier a jerky salad for his birthday.
It’s like a salad, but on bread. (Salad in, on, over, under, etc. bread are not quite the same.)
“Wow Caylie, nice salad.”
“It’s salad ON bread.” 🙄🙄🙄
first rim asshole with animal fat of choice; ranging from crisco to whale blubber. then add round frozen berries, put ice cube in mouth and bon appetit.
it was my bitches birthday so I treated her to an Eskimo salad.
I’m still picking my teeth from that Eskimo salad.
Random, unconnected thinking that that doesn’t make sense. Though salad shows an undisciplined, scattered way of thinking as evidenced by the nutso stream of words coming out of the person’s mouth.
While s/he seemed sincere, I didn't get what s/he was trying to say... Bad case of thought salad.
There was once a prominent person who spoke in word salad because the poor guy had a severe case of thought salad. You could see it in the Tweets, too.
The accumulation of sweat and crotch rot that collects in your underwear on a hot day
It’s so hot my underwear is full of taint salad
continuing to fool yourself that you are eating a healthy meal even though you are loading your salad with high calorie dressings, croutons and high fat toppings
Susie:"I was so good on my diet today, all I had for lunch was a salad."
Betsy: "Dousing lettuce with dressing and adding croutons and bacon is not a healthy meal. You have salad denial."
Posting a blog on Facebook or other website. Usually makes no sense whatever due to the blogger being under the influence of xanax, opiates or other depressants.
What's that guy talking about? His blogs make no sense! He's blogging salad.