August 22

National sneak out day

On august 22 you get to sneak out and your parents can’t get mad

August 22

Blowjob Day
Ask anyone to give you a blowjob and if you have their consent they will have to give you a 30 minutes blowjob.

Mike: OMG it’s august 22nd! Marie can i ?

Marie: Of course, come in the room

August 22

National Send Nudes day
Ask your crush/gf/bf for 15 nudes

crush 1: Wow it’s august 22 !

crush 2: *15 attachments*

August 22

National kick your crush on the balls day

Did you know that today is august 22nd day

august 22

national kiss noah day

i’m thinking about kissing the closest noah every august 22

August 22

National kiss your crush day

Boy: *kisses girl*
Girl: why did you do that?
Boy: it's August 22! national kiss your crush day
Girl:😘

10/5/22

Slap a bitch day, national slap a bitch day where you get to slap any bitch

“Hey man what day is it?”

“Cmon it’s 10/5/22 you know what day it is!”

“Ooooh it’s slap a bitch day!!”