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The practice of engaging in a sexual act in which a man takes his own frozen poop and uses it to pleasure a woman in the vag.
bro #1- dude did you get with that hot chick last night?
bro #2- I did more than get with her I froze my poop and shoved it in her snatch!!
bro #2- OMG u gave her an Alabama corn slider? You are disgusting!
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A person that is obviously so inbred it had to happen more than once. Like, the dad banged the brother and the brother shot the load across the room in to the mother; and that is how that face is buckled like that.
About 9 months after the noodlin’ derby/family reunion Alabama state banned the use of the same property for more than one event.
Ah! That bitch is so far past ugly she has to be an Alabama double-down!
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When youre sleeping in bed, and wake up to your sister and cousin jerking you off and you nut so hard that even your mom gets pregnant from the amount of cum dripping from the ceiling into her clean underwear shes about to put on
Dude i just woke up to an Alabama chain-gang
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Relating back to old southern black slavery label black women who sat on porches and rock in rocking chairs with their black husband.
Molly: Of course he was young, but know he's a Alabama Porch Monkey
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An Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwhich, can only be described as the best way to get revenage on ones female enemies. You simply slather peanutbutter on ones penis and comence to have sex with the feamle enemy. This will result in a yeast infection. Have Fun! *note* Great for getting even with mother-in-laws,ex-wives,ex-girlfriends,etc. *Other Note* Any peanutbutter is acceptable. (crunchy and extra-crunchy included)
"My mother-in-law was being a bitch last night, so I got her drunk and gave her an Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich."
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A goat
Her prom date was Ringo the billy goat. What do expect an Alabama Prom Date to be?
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A Nigger.
Yo, Tyrone! You is one dirty rotten Alabama spoon cricket!!
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