I Mask, Therefore I Am.

When tens of thousands of people worldwide suddenly realize their existence or mortality after wearing a face mask in public, because they are conscious or paranoid of their physical look for vanity reasons or otherwise.

Trump, who ridiculed his political rival for publicly donning a mask, narcissistically told his diehard supporters after he’s infected with the coronavirus, “I mask, therefore I am.”

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I AM UNDER YOUR BED

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to use it you need to say "hello I AM UNDER YOUR BED" here

Don't be racist I am a building

"don't be racist I am a building"
Is a song that a building sings because he wants people to treat him like other people do, so he tells them not to be racist.

Origin: vine

Man: yo what's the drip bro?
Man2: drippin good bro
Thing3: you guys drippin'?
Man: what the heck are you?
Thing3: DON'T BE RACIST I AM A BUILDING

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i am so smart smrt

something someone says when they do something stupid but want to act cool.

Duggie: whats 10+10?

Isabelle: 20!! how do you not know that!

Duggie: i am so smart smrt!!

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I am cool not you

Basically words that describe I AM COOL NOT YOU L BOZO

Drake: i am cool not you
Amanda: I do not give a crap

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am i allowed to die?

If your feeling depressed just talk to someone don't take your life until you're sure. Eventually bullies will feel sorry for you. Depression is serious , and if you feel like cutting but don't want people to know about it then do something else , like hold an ice-cube or anything other than hurting yourself.

I'm feeling depressed , but am I allowed to die?

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am I the only one

A common phrase with the connotation "I feel I'm in the minority on this subject" that has received ridiculous amounts of trendy hate from the socially-impaired unable to understand anything in a non-literal manner.

Honest Question: "Am I the only one who...?"

Person 1: "You're never the only one!"
Person 2: "You're never the only one idiot!"
Person 3: "Idiot, you're NEVER the only one"
Person 4: "Yeah, you can never possibly be the only one!"
Person 5: "We are so LOGICAL!"

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