A 4ft chihuaha who looks like he got his head bashed in by a brick. Ian has a great personality when it comes to yapping and usually is seen near 4 year old kids constantly trying to act like one. His stature reminds the people of this world that malnutritioned people can survive a long time.
Ian is loved by many for his high intellect in the studies of testicular torsion
A very stupid and unintelligent person , clout level 1.
“You’re even stupider than Ian and he’s very stupid”
Someone who receives a reward/goods/appreciation through the means of doing fuck all.
This lad did nothing in our group project and got all the credit for it. What an absolute Ian Botham!
Yeah, our cricket team won but i feel like a right Ian Botham since i did nothing.
The actual general of the NBA 2k virtual event known as Gold Rush. He shuts the show down every time. He even helped that kid N3on secure a gold suit.
Yo Ian Bitton is the actual General.
A gay as fuck emo guy who gets friendzoned a lot and has no friends.
He fat he red he bad
He a Fake ass harry potter fan
he Always sucking dubmbledores cokck and watching herry potr.
Ian: I just got friendzoned for the 3rd time
Me: Ur such an Ian Ray de Boom