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the most hot and sexy man ever he could so easily seduce you and anyone you see, Ian loves grinding and getting down with the one woman of his love because he is loyal and can take any woman he comes across if he wants to. to have the honor of being the love of his life you have simply, completed your life and you will so easily be satisfied by just his awe. by even being near him you cant help but give every complement known. he is the most perfect and beautiful and caring and loving person you will ever meet he has such good friends that everyone begs to have him as their companion as he doesn't have any competition because he is the best.
random woman 1: god I want Ian so bad he is just so good at getting at it I WANT HIM SO BAD
random woman 2: I mean he's not that cool, but i mean maybe being with him wouldn't be that bad.. well maybe I do like him.. I like him... I WANT HIM.. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I NEED HIM
Known as "Taticul lor" because he make the trappers to disappear, even Nane, MGK, Amuly and his old friend Azteca. He also fucks your mother (this is for Nane). He also fucks the industry along with his friends, actually real friends, Aerozen and Oscar
A fucking retard who says the n word and throws a fit like a baby.
Hey, wanna hang out with Ian today? Ew no what the fuck is this hang out a KKK meeting?
A 4ft chihuaha who looks like he got his head bashed in by a brick. Ian has a great personality when it comes to yapping and usually is seen near 4 year old kids constantly trying to act like one. His stature reminds the people of this world that malnutritioned people can survive a long time.
Ian is loved by many for his high intellect in the studies of testicular torsion
John: Hey, Ian!
Ian: Hello, John.
John: Have you ever been under 40?
Ian: No.