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When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.
Male:.....slithering penis.
Female:Whatchu doing
Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.
A device that is used to stimulate a butthole of a sexy femboy
Say if you're in public right and you need to bust a fat one? Just get yourself a portable anus pounder for just $999.99!
A steady stream of blood that pools in your anus until it eventually gets too large for your anal cavity to hold and it explodes causing the blood that was in your anus to go all over the place.
I lOvE tO dRiNk ThE bLoOd FrOm My AnUs BlEeD!
your anus burns so bad, it feels like it wants to sprout legs and walk away.
after eating that chili you'll get a walking anus.
She is the world's best panua u have ever seen:D No matter wat she will be there for u like a panua in the soil<3 she just a lil hyper cutie who is vey vey sensitive and has a smol temper<3 i love anu panu. She also takes a dump 69 times a day so she stanks but still Anu panu is only mine<33
-Miran Dissanaike
A person who steals other people's anuses
Anus theif: I'm so jealous of your anus I'm going to fuck your anus so hard that it comes off and I can take it!
Fat anus haver: please dont steal it I'll do anything!!
When your breath smells so bad that it smells like you ate a dead dogs shit and the dead dog. They will eat your children at night and your dogs if you don't protect them. The only way you can defend yourself is with Colgate products. It's like a gremlin after midnight except every hour of the day .
yo that girl sitting next to me in American history is such an anus cracker, let's put some Colgate strips on her chair .