Black Attack

When a person (usually male) of non-African descent prefers to date/sleep with persons with African backgrounds.

Compare to "Asian Persuasion"

Guy A: "Is that Warren with another black girl? That's the third one he's dated in a row!"

Guy B: "Yeah man! Didn't you know he has the Black Attack?"

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yak attack

Slang term used for cocaine by people who are funny, awesome, sardonic, sarcastic, light-hearted, or gangrenous. Possibly derived from cocaine's tendency to make partakers particularly chatty (as in prone to "yakking) and intensely interested in speed-talking about their relationship with their mother, their thoughts on national economy, or how much money is required for the nearest large-mammaried lass to let them do a line off her boob.

"I was planning to buy a laptop with my paycheck this month because I don't have any credit history, but I bought some yak attack and ended up doing lines at a strip club all night and spending $200 for a blowjob that I couldn't get it up for instead."

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Max attack

to flip out to the max in a retarded manner

As i walk into biology class, i had a max attack

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Whack Attack

When one uncontrollably starts to infectiously giggle, seemingly about something simple. Even after brief stints of composure, the whack attack continues.

They got so high they had a 2 hour whack attack when the reporter accidentally said 'poop'...

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Cyber Attack

A cyber attack is when a male masturbates using a pornographic aid from a computer (usually a laptop) reaching the point of climax then laying down his penis on the keyboard letting the jizz flow through the keys rendering the machine useless.

Friend 1) Hey can you look up something on your computer for me

Friend 2) No Friend 3 was at my house last night and cyber attacked my laptop, so now I can't use it

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dumb attack

When somebody over reacts to something small/dumb/stupid.

OMG who turned off the fucking light, im going to kill someone for that BS. Man my pops was really having a DUMB ATTACK last night, cause i turned off the kitchen light

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Yak attack

A blatant and unusual amount of choice words from someone who can't stop talking, ie mother in law, wife or a child

If you had been at my house you would not have believed the yak attack I suffered.

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