August 28

The national fuck a stranger day.
If you're dating, worry no more!! Use the 2808 day as your wildcard!
You don't want to cheat? Perfect! Just roleplay it out!
A day full of posibilities

Girl1: where were you last night?
Girl2: It was August 28, babe
Girl1: damn, right. Were they hot?

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August 4th

August 4th is the day people who produce an extreme amount of discharge celebrate their birthday.

Man; omg my wife just gave birthday to an amazing girl in August 4th

Man; be careful, you might find discharge on the kitchen floor

Man:*licks women out *
Man:”you like that don’t you”

Women: sorry that’s just my discharge

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August 3

If you are born on this day you are a cock sucker and everyone thinks you’re an asshole even if they don’t show it.

No one likes people born on August 3rd.

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august 12

the day when the most amazing person was born(only in 2003 at 4am). A true gift from God to the world. She is a god damn goddess.

person 1: omg did you know what happened on august 12th 2003????
person 2: omg no!! what happened?????
person 1: the world got its greatest gift after Jesus?
person 2: really?? who??
person 1: her name is Barbora and she is a true goddess. She is the most beautiful woman I had ever seen and will ever see!!!!!!! And her zodiac is leo!!! omg
person 2: omg i have to meet her!! she sounds like a real snack!! no a whole damn meal!!
person 1: She really is!! but i want her all to myself!!! hahaha
person 2: nooo, please i have to meet her!!!
person 1: never!!
person 2: please!!!
person 1: never!!!
person 2: please!!!
person 1: never!!!
person 2: please!!!
person 1: never!!!
are u still reading this????? hahahaha lol

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August 27th

A day when you can manifest anything you want, happy manifesting my luv. We all know you came from tiktok

Remember August 27th, its important

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august 5

people born on this day are usually tories <3

Tina: Omg did you know Lizzie was born on august 5th ?

Sam: Yeh, I know she’s such a tory

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August 16

International show your ass day. That’s all, so don’t let us down.

- Hey, show your ass days is August 16 this year. Maybe you want show me?

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