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Brandon is a tuff white kid that plays three sports and thinks he hard. He goes on his phone all day and is the most goofy ass kid in our grade in williamsville.
Kid: hey Brandon ur pretty funny
Brandon: your gay
Everyone: hahaha
Brandon d is a asshole
Asshole
a soccer player that is the best at “gluck gluck 3000”. we officially have a recording of him sucking someone’s dingle dangle dongle...
“yooooo i wanna be a brandon koifman so so bad”
He is the most perfect guy you could ever meet. He has absolutely no flaws, what so ever. He is funny, caring and sweet and super adorbale. He is so lovable and honestly just the best and there r no exact words to give him a description as perfect as he is.
That guy is almost as perfect as a Brandon morin. Almost.
The inflated price one pays for goods.
I need to out gas in my car but I don't want to pay the Brandon price.
This is the cutest couple ever, they should be married
Kylie loves brandon soo much that she would walk millions of miles just to be with him
Brandon loves kylie soo much he would give up his life 4 her
A black nigga with a BIG ASS DICK!!!
DAAAAMMMNNN!!! Brandon Ross dick big as a skyscraper!!
Brandon Melton is dark character. He could be a wise, ancient philosopher, but he was reborn in the modern era with a chip on his shoulder. Brandon Melton has something to prove. He desires world domination because he knows that he knows best. He prefers to speak in colorful, poetic verse. He is a man who is always burning with quiet ambition, and his derrière is sometimes called the ninth wonders of the world.
I could have sworn Brandon Melton was the leader of a cult. . .