One forf of a Bastard

A phrase popularized by M6, Hezitation, $avvy and KDentz meaning a person who never follows through on what they say

You’s one forf of a bastard

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spoon-trap bastard

a.) the IDIOT who has a habit of leaving a spoon and/or concave utensils directly under the faucet in a sink so that water splashes on you when you turn it on

b.) someone who constantly tells jokes that he/she thinks are funny, but they aren't. Nope, instead their words are like trying to feed a baby with an empty spoon. Thats deep. I know.

Tim: "You DID IT AGAIN!!!!
Travis: "Did what?"
Tim: "You left the ice-cream scoop right under the faucet again!!"
Travis: "So...."
Tim: "I got water all over my shirt and the floor
you spoon-trap bastard!"

Tatianna: "Ugggggh Travis' stupid jokes are so awk when he's around all my friends"
Tim: "(mutters under breath) lil spoon-trap bastard"

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porn dog bastard

A dirty/kinky and almost greasy person.

Andy you dirty porn dog bastard, stop doggy-ing birds with your superman underwear still on, you little creature.

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Clown Bastard Child

A clown bastard child is a child who was possibly switched out at birth by entities unknown (clown bastard aliens)...possibly as a joke on the unsuspecting parents. Parents may leave the hospital with what they perceive to be the most sweetest child in the world...only to discover about 5 years later that the child's behavior is so atrocious it makes the parent proclaim that the child could not possibly be theirs because of how said child acts. The parents were fooled because the child resembles them but his actions later in life may prove otherwise. These children are often spawned...not born

broken down-

Clown- because it seems a joke was played on you.
Bastard- because this child surely CANNOT be yours!

Child- self-explanatory

"Whose clown bastard child is this?!"

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boner biting bastard

someone who bites dicks

bryan and toby bite each others dicks

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Slanty Eyed Bastard

1. Describing anyone from Asia who has small slanted eyes. Typically scene driving Honda Civics, Acuras, or Toyotas

2. The short yellow people from Asia who are good at Math, Science, and Ping-Pong

Bob: "That Slanty Eyed Bastard has been driving 15 under the speed limit for the past mile"

Tom: It's not the chinks fault, his eyes are too small to read signs, you can practically blindfold him with dental floss"

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cat fucking bastard

One who takes advantage of a situation for personal gain... so much so that he/she makes it look as easy as fucking a cat. for example, scoring an open net goal.

Hey, way to take my beer when I wasn't looking, you cat fucking bastard.

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