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The act of shitting in a urinal
Hey Depo, all the stalls were full so I had to bird bath the urinal.
Washing your penis in the sink.
Kevin: Yeah, I was tryna get a blowjob so I went and took a bird bath.
When you pull out during sex and your cum fills up their belly button.
"She wasn't best impressed when I 'Bird Bathed' her last night."
A bird bath is when someone walks in on you masturbating, forcing you to quickly stick your member back in your pants as you blow your load, leaving a sticky mess all over your "Bird".
Fuck dude, you made me give myself a bird bath when you walked in on me earlier.
When you shave your pubic hair and leave a trail at the bottom of the bath after after draining the water.
"I told him I prefer him with pubes, but really I'm just sick of scrubbing away his bath carpet."
Drone Bathing is a luxury spa service wherein the client is immersed in high-volume, low-frequency electric guitar music while watching customized machinama animation. This treatment is enjoyed by many suffering from feelings of disembodiment and dystopian narrative trajectories. Drone Bathing requires professional attendants and master drones to ensure a successful and safe experience. Due to the intensity of the sound levels, earplugs should always be worn.
A: I've been feeling really disembodied lately.
B: Have you tried Drone Bathing?
C: I went Drone Bathing and watched Quake IV and Captain Planet flying around a fantasy castle, while these drones played guitar so loud I could feel the vibrations all through my body....it was crazy.
When an individual proceeds to wash their dirty ass in the sink expecting no one to notice the poop stain leading to the drain, only to be walked in upon whilst performing the action.
I so thought I was in the clear but then was caught taking a union ass bath!