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The blind postman

A sexual act usually performed but not limited to a male and female.

Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.

The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.

The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.

As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"

"I'm looking for a blindfold can you help me"?

Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"

"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".

by ZeppelinCaptain December 19, 2021


Nostalgia Blindness

AKA: Nostalgia-Induced Stupidity

When someone is nostalgic for something that was absolute trash and refuses to acknowledge that it was trash because their memories override all negative thoughts about it.

Split-Screen gaming was super shitty, y'all have nostalgia blindness

by Someone who kinda exists April 10, 2024


Snow Blindness

A black woman who exclusively dates white men.

Aisha got that Snow Blindness, she only dates white dudes

by Neon Clear May 30, 2024


blind dick

Someone who would fuck everything with a hole and does so

Exemple 1
Yo Yanice slept with that ugly ass bitch
He a real blind dick
Exemple 2
Man a hole is a hole
You a real blind dick hakeem

by badasssuperblackpanda July 12, 2014


fashion-blind

Someone who thinks they have good fashion sense, but they don't.

Nick: have you seen what Kyle is wearing?
Lucy: Omg he is so fashion-blind

by Luick March 20, 2016


blind carbon copy false memory

when receipients of a bcc falsely believe unknowingly that they’re familiar with a person mentioned in it but are not.

The blind carbon copy false memory thru the recipients for a loop.

by Coop Dupe June 4, 2018


A blind tool bag

Brett Mattson

Damn that brett guy is a blind tool bag

by Kam1098 June 5, 2017