Rave Boner

The result of being on sweet drugs, listening to heavy bass music and dancing with super-hot, half-naked girls.

I was at this rave one time... grinding with two these smokin' chicks when I totally got a rave boner that just wouldn't quit. Nearly jizzed my pants. The girls didn't seem to mind!

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dental boner

Sexual arousal brought about by close proximity of tempting and seductive body parts of dentists and hygienists of opposite sex, combined with their intent focus on your face. This sometimes involves beautiful eyes, face, and low-cut scrubs showing some breasts or chest area as the dentist or hygienist leans over you and stares at you with focus.

I had a dental boner for all of forty five minutes it took the new Eastern European dental hygienist to clean my teeth.

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beef boner

1. a butcher or meatcutter; a member of the Beef Boners union.

2. an erect penis.

1. My father is a proud beef boner.

2. My father has a proud beef boner.

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boner wedgie

whenever you are wearing underwear and you get an erection so big that it pulls it tight and sucks your underwear into your ass crack causing a wedgie of mass proportions that can only be pulled out by reaching in deep.

i had to stop wearing underwear to the strip club's because everyday i went i got a boner wedgie and i soon developed some form of anal rash.

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Boner batter

Male ejaculate. duh.

Eww..you got your boner batter all over my new dress!

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Rubbing boners

A term used to describe when two or more people are in whole-hearted agreement. Used in a derisive manner.

Person 1: The Lakers played so great last night!
Person 2: I know, Kobe did amazing, he's the best player of all-time!
Person 3: Will you two quit rubbing boners?

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Rocket Boner

An intense and quickly raised boner that is often brought on by a pretty girl talking dirty. This is possible over any internet communication or any other type of communication that does not involve face to face contact. Rocket boners could lead to pre-ejaculation. Also used to refer to dog boners.

As Rachel spoke dirty into the Xbox Live mic, Zach got a rocket boner and Tony pre-ejaculated.

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