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The act of cracking an egg in to womens vagina, then fuking it. Remove from said vagina and fry that s**t. Enjoy.
I wanted a Puerto Rican Breakfast, but we were out of F**cking eggs!
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Early morning sex. Wake up booty call. Nudged at the crack of dawn for a little rise n shine. A little morning glory.
Rachel woke me up grinding her pussy against my leg. She wanted a little farm fresh breakfast.
Sorry I’m late. I had a farm fresh breakfast this morning.
I had to make my own oatmeal this morning cause my mum was getting a farm fresh breakfast.
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When a girl wakes up and gives a guy a blowjob (this is the sausage). She then swallows his man juice (this is the eggs).
Betty sure looks chipper today. She must have had a sausage and eggs breakfast compliments of Ilya.
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hypotheically supposed to be shit on a hot plate, encrusted deep in the ovens abyss, then thrown in the microwave for a minute or so- little bit of ranch dressing on the side. "eat that for breakfast you dirty little cock sucking whore, you are no body."
the ultimate insult
"Hey Todd, eat horse shit for breakfast you dick lick."
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1. A good way to end things after a one night stand. After a long night of sex, the woman prepares the man a breakfast of blueberry pancakes, serves him breakfast, and administers a blow job while he eats, and salutes him after he cums. Often used as a reward for a night of stellar sexual performance.
2. The greatest gift a woman can ever give a man.
Man, that chick I picked up last night kept it real classy. I fucked her all night long, and she ended with an All American breakfast. I might actually call this one back.
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Basically the worst thing that could ever happen at night and then it gets even worse the following morning.
When you wake up with a cuck trying to butt tug you after protesting Donald Trump all night, then trying to pull away from the butt tug and ending up with the shitty dick in your mouth. All you wanted was some scrambled eggs, but now you have a bleeding anus, a shitty mouth, and no god damned eggs. And Antifa shows up smelling like Antifa Queefa, what the fuck. You just want to go home, find your dad and do a butt tug, but Antifa has you surrounded and is trying to get you a job at the nut factory. When you finally sneak out, you fall into your best friend Rachel’s noodle canoe and she then feeds you a Cali cupcake. Once you finally escape with freshly acquired 7+ STDs your all like “WTF bro, Berkeley bed and breakfast is the god damned worse”
The Berkeley Bed and Breakfast was way more fucked up than I thought
She looked good from far but far from good, now that I stayed at the Berkeley Bed and Breakfast my insurance skyrocketed
Dude 1: What is a Berkeley Bed and Breakfast!?!?
Dude 2:Look it up on Urban Dictionary you lazy fheg
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Defecating on your partner in the morning after a night of sleeping and sexual relations together
First popularized by Cap and D-Dog (the word not the action) in Seattle
Gonna Surprise Laya with some breakfast in bed
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