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One who speaks about big penis for long periods of time.
That guy is a real brooks isnt he?
A person who is never wrong about ANYTHING, and she always wants to have her way. She always says she’ll do something, but she always gets to nervous to do it. Brook’s will usually have crushes on guys who are not good enough for her. (Shes a bit desperate)
Guy: hey Brook, want to date me?
Brook: I don’t know
Brook a second later: oh I’ve had time to think about it now, of course!
Someone who is EXTREMELY smart, gets with ANY guy she wants because her friends pressure her into getting with the guy she likes, and she is almost never wrong unless it’s about a guy.
Guys a “Brook” will usually hook up with:
Michael
Chase
Samuel
Yousaf
Brooks is a fat fuck Who is extremely afraid of getting a gym membership and having salad.
Over weighted af and got suspended twice bc of homophobic act
Person A : are you brooks?
Person B : stfu fatty
A complete and utter unit of a human being. This man will steal your girl in a heartbeat. He spends his time meditating underwater while listening to Taylor Swift's album Red. His penis is so small that you must get a microscopic magnifying glass to look through under a microscope. Although he is a unit, he is worthless as a mate because you will never find his penis. Manages to get friend zoned by every female specimen he comes into contact with. ESPECIALLY church girls.
Girl 1: Did you hook up with Brooks?
Girl 2: No, I couldnt find his dick. We're just friends now.
Brook is a very weird person and she will help people with their problems but will never express hers
Brook is a person who always helps