A lie burrito is a lie or many lies (the filling) wrapped in a truth (tortilla) in order to make it palatable to the person or audience for consumption.
The government is feeding us a another lie burrito!
Last night my girlfriend let me get a burrito after dark
Dollar burritos refer to discount marijuana
Yeah, I'm just sittin' here having a few dollar burritos - you guys want one?
When your online friends mom travels to meet up with you for messy causal sex.
Memz’s mom flew from Phoenix to Philadelphia to give me a Korean Burrito.
When your online friend’s mom travels a long distance to meet up with you for a very sloppy hook up.
My discord friend’s mom flew from Phoenix to Philadlephia to give me a Korean Burrito, and now I need to buy a new mattress.
When an Native American has rough sex with you and finishes in your mouth.
James slept well after he gave Joe a bison burrito last night.
Niggas from the mexican cartel
We’re not scared of you burrito bandits.