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(Noun) *smoking term
A joint that is rolled and smoked with marijuana only. No extra additives ie. tobacco, Fonto, blended herbs
Based in the DMV
Some peole like to smoke their j’s with tobacco in them but I smoke butt naked.
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Agressive diarrhea, more violent in nature than regular diarrhea, and where each episode requires a longer than normal visit to the restroom. Similar in nature to extreme vomiting after drinking WAY too much alcohol after a long night of partying except that material is ejected from the other end. (The word is funnier if pronounced "Buttheavin' ".)
Dude, why were you in there so long?
Sorry, I was butt heaving.
Don't go in there yet, someone was just in there buttheavin'.
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Describes the uncomfortable feeling prior to eliminating solid waste from your digestive tract; also known as baking brownies. Butt labor is a sign that you must find a toilet within 10 minutes or less.
Pull the car over, I am going into butt labor!!!! I need to find a toilet ASAP!
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A nicer name for an over weight person.
Hey pudgey butt hows it hanging!
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A creature similar to the tooth fairy, but with erotic fantasies manily to do with the booty.
A person who loves male or female booty or who has mastered the booty. They can be called a butt wizard.
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The various stages of not wiping your ass good enough after a shit that breaks off half way.
Stage 1: A simple courtesy wipe will rectify the issue.
Stage 2: You need to get a handful of baby wipes or a durable wash cloth.
Stage 3: Find the closest shower and proceed to clean your ass by letting warm water run down your crack while spreading your ass cheeks apart to dig out the remaining turd.
I need to eat more salsa. Last night I took a shit and the turd broke off half way... It was a bad "Stage 3: Cocoa Butt"
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That distinct feeling you get when you fall and land on something hard targeting mainly your tail bone and it feels like you are exhaling so hard that your lungs are going to implode. The pain is so extraordinary that all you can do is roll around holding your ass with both hands and making a constipated noise unable to talk or breath.
Kid board slides down a flat bar on his snowboard on a cold day and at the very end he washes out and hits his tailbone on the very edge.
Kid: UNNNNHHH
Other kid: I think that kid is dying
another kid: Nah he's just getting ... (Booming Echoing Voice) THE BUTT FEELING.
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