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The typical popular white guy that walks around in your local middle school all the way to the senior year of high school, commonly found in America, in their local habitat known as the baseball field, the beach surfer, or golf club, they mostly spend their free time on Tik Tok on their phones. The opposite of white trash. Trust me, they have a choad (a very tiny, but fat cock). Almost every white girl without a brain falls for the chad. Usually have the name "James, Ethan, Tyler, Jay, Troy, River, Jack, etc."
Chads are easily recognizable, for wearing the total opposite of a chav, skater kid, a gangster, or a cholo. A chad always wears Polo and a pair of fresh pants, sometimes Supreme, airpods, most likely has long curly hair, or just curly hair split in the middle. definitely owns a pair of Vans. In the old days a Chad was known as a Socs (pronounced Sow-sh).
Trust me, they're usually rich, popular, athletic, douchy, usually gets laid during Junior year of high school. The class pet, the goody-2-shoes, but most of them are nice. They usually don't include people that are not white. But they have that token black kid. So they're not seen as really racists. And just like any gang; they hunt in groups.
Hugh Jazz: Yo look at this guy, this guy just got the new iphone, that barely came out, and a new car, just for winning a baseball game.
Joe Mama: For real, he's such a fucking Chad the white boi.
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a divine delicacy made up of the finest crust off a stinky unwashed chad
Hiya Mate, One Wu Ming Sticky Chad and fried rice to go please
A Chad Von Tundercock is nucearcrab084, if you ever meet him, say hi Chad Von Thundercock, as anyone with this name can destroy the universe
Hey did you see that Mark guy?
Yea, he was such a Chad Von Thundercock.
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Egotistical Self centered usually has crotch rot from humping the workout Benches for prolonged periods of Time. Literally the Opposite of a Positive Physical Health Instructor. Will glorify their gains only for the sake of diminishing yours. Usually they become roid malnurished deflated motivational speakers who recount lost Muscle Mass and the Hoes they use to Fuck. A Chad is only a friend when they try to one up you. True Chads Are Great Bouncers/Security Guards they Will Door check you and say your Lowkey High Fashion isn’t Club Attire. They’ll also say your name isn’t on the list when your name is on the list to belittle you in front of your Date.
That’s what a “True Chad” is Not those Psuedo Chads you see on the Net
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Taking a shit in a public pool.
Jabroni 1: "Hey, wanna go to the pool real quick?"
Jabroni 2: "We don't have any swimsuits though."
Jabroni 1: "What? I just wanna drop a chad off at the pool."
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Any article which contains the words 'Quantum Entanglement' must also contain the words 'Spooky action at a distance'. This rule is an absolute physical constant with no variation.
Joe: Every article I read that has the words 'Quantum Entanglement' also has this retarded Einstein quote about actions.
Larry: Yeah, don't you know you ignoramus? It's Chad's Law of Quantum Entanglement. They have to do that. It's a physical constant!
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