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California paint chips

The remnants of dried semen on a teenager's bedroom walls made from flinging the jizzum around the room after masturbation.

Lol my little brother has California paint chips flung all over his room.

by Pnarls October 20, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


california state bird

Extension of middle finger at asshole drivers Most common bird found in California.

That mother f*@ker just gave me the california state bird!

by baldy555666 August 15, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


California Sun Chip

While having sex, you knock out your partner and cum on her back. Wait till morning, then peel it off and make her eat it.

Oh yea!
"POW"
uhhhhgh!
crackle crackle, eat this.
ok... munch munch munch, "EWW"
-California Sun Chip

by mr.funnybones April 5, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


California Potato Chip

When semen lands on leather upholstry, dries, and is able to be peeled off resembling a potato chip.

My boyfriend has been up to something because I found a california potato chip on his leather sofa.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

96๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


California roll and go

Term used to descride not comming to a total stop at a stop sign.

Person in car: ahh man, why did u pull me over?
Cop: well, u did one helluva california roll and go back there at that stop sign!

by DA BOSS! March 29, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


California Christmas tree

a palm tree decorated like a Christmas tree(palm trees are plentiful in California, Florida and other states with similar climates)

His parents did not believe in using artifical trees. However, no evergeen trees grew where they came form. The solution was to get a California Christmas tree.

by Light Joker December 16, 2004

52๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


long beach california

a place where Snoop Dogg lived with the Rollin' 20 Crips, fucking shit up

"any gag banging in Long Beach California today?" "Of course, just like every other day."

by J shit October 22, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž