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to impale a female who has yet to experience the displeasure of cherry popping.
"yo boy, i chilled with her and i got the v card snatch, it was a messy business"
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1. A digital immigrant who spent the time and effort to adapt in a digital culture.
2. A digital immigrant who is accepted by and given official immigration status by The Tech Heads
Jeff is like a good Mexican. He wasn't born into the society that he's forced to exist in, but he makes the best of it and tries to be a productive member. He needs a digital green card!
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fortnite card but better because jonnymop
tom: “yo check this out just copped the $19 jonnymop card”
nolan: “damn might as well kill myself because my fortnite card is nowhere near that level.”
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Something that isn’t in 1000$ denominations, and isn’t for free, but scam websites like to say that you get these.
*browsing urban dictionary* *strange page loads* FREE AMAZON GIFT CARDS!!! 1000$!!!
me: nope.
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Step 1: Throw cards on floor
Step 2: Tell friend to pick them up.
Works even better in friend's room at friend's house so you can leave.
Have fun b****.
Wanna play 52 card pickup?
Yeah!
*splat*
Pick 'em up.
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Similar to the race card, but used by conservatives.
Something they tout as an answer to every single social issue in existence. Such reasoning is fallacious, however, because in actuality life is much more complicated..
Conservative: If people don't want babies, they shouldn't have sex. That way, abortion wouldn't even be necessary. Think, liberals, think! Personal responsibility, people!
Liberal/Moderate: Ok, so if abortion was banned, it's true that less people would have irresponsible sex, and there might be far fewer abortions. You're right on that one. But what about in cases of rape? You can't mount the "personal responsibility" defense there - people don't choose to get raped.
Conservative: Make abortion legal only in cases of rape then.
L/M: Well how are you supposed to know when the hell she's lying then? You'd be encouraging women to lie. Same problem as before, she just has to employ a different method of getting around it. How are you supposed to distinguish between the liars and the true victims?
Conservative: Polygraph.
L/M: In a perfect world, those things are fully reliable. But they're clearly not. Since we don't live in a perfect world, and polygraphs sometimes fail, we may as well legalize abortion considering that there are many cases where it's very necessary. Of course there are whores who will use it as birth control. But that's unavoidable.
"personal responsibility card"
Personal responsibility is important but it doesn't take into account factors that are outside of the person's control. For instance, conservatives are operating under the assumption that welfare discourages the work ethic and personal responsibility. But what about people with Parkinson's, or similar diseases? What about valuable workers that have been laid off en masse by struggling companies and need aid to get that back on their feet? Are they necessarily lazy and lacking personal responsibility?
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