What the spice/flavouring packets for instant ramen/noodles are called since they look similar to condom packets
"Yo, Yam can you hand over the asian condom? These noodles lack flavour"
a specific type of three legged race.
Tommy lost the condom race and was unable to use his third leg for the second leg of the sex triathlon.
Usage of a plastic bag, usually one left over from a previous grocery shopping event, to cover your bicycle's seat. This is done in order to protect and keep your seat dry, therefore, avoiding soaking the seat with water and mud.
Person 1: Dude, what's with the plastic bag on your seat? It looks funny.
Person 2: It's my bike condom. It keeps my seat from getting drenched and dirty on rainy days. This way my butt doesn't get all soggy either.
A visible erection through the condom.
I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.
to purposely sabotage a condom in hopes of getting pregnant. Mostly practiced by the crazies one should not stick their dicks into. Also practiced by men who want to impregnate that once-in-a-lifetime lay.
Yeah dude, I told you to never stick your dick in crazy! She'll be condomeering the fuck out of you.
You here about Jon? Yeah he slept with a VS model, dude probably condomeered himself. I know I would've.
When someone gets ass fucked and the condom on the man's dick comes off inside the partner's ass... Then the partner has to shit out said condom
Ahhh... Ahhhh!!!! Oh shit the condom came off!!! Get it out!! Shit it out I'm not reaching in there! (shitting noises) hahahahhahahah your a condom crapper
What you blame after you bust an extra watery nut.
'Damn, way too oily'
'A lead condom ruins everything'