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A show that takes place in a cafe that they claim is the best cafe in the world but it's not.
They get one customer per day and has shortages on ingredients all of the time. The "cooks" are unable to memorise simple recipes, so they need a cookbook for recipes that children could make.
Small has magical powers, rides on a spoon to get the ingredients but when he comes back, he doesn't have them, but gets them via magic, making the journey a waste of time, only for educational purposes.
Ben needs motivation from a story before preparing, and often makes unnecessary amounts of spillage, wasting more time and ingredients. No wonder do they have to clean the kitchen after EVERY single order, and explains the lack of ingredients.
Also, they don't even let the customers order themselves.
I went to the Big Cook Little Cook cafe and then I gave it 1 star on Google Maps.
To be misleading to someone by being nice to their face just to make fun of them behind their back.
Why are you talking to that weird kid?
Naw I’m just trynna slow cook him.
Accidentally or intentionally impregnating a cougar.
Oh shit, I think I may have accidentally cooked the cougar last night.
A student in Mr Radleys class who's also a genius.
"wow! jessica cook is a genius!"
Cheats on all her mans and takes loads of seman and loves juicy cock from number 18 quarterback
Pressure cooked: Insanely high, like beyond steamed.
That is some crazy weed dude, I'm fucking pressure cooked!
A beautiful, sexy, queen. Every boy is in love with her and their eyes lit up when she walks in the room.
Usually a brunette with brown or blue eyes. Has a lot of friends; is athletic and very smart. If you get a Cady Cook as a girlfriend never let her go. She is a fuckin barbie doll. Everyone wants to be her, and is very jealous of her. Has a great style and loves comfortable clothes. Every boy wants to eat her pussy.
Boy 1- Have you seen the new girl Cady Cook?
Boy2- Not yet
Boy 1- She is so sexy and beautiful