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Thrifts harder than than a Mike Tyson punch!
-"You see Josh Cook today??"
-"Yeah, he was cleaning up at the racks."
Thrifts harder than a Mike Tyson punch!
-"You see that Josh Cook guy??"
- "Yeah, he's always cleaning up at the racks."
When a person is a simp, is short, has a small balls and no penis.
Wow that person is such a David Cook
Edie is this wierd anime kid that also loves but hates gay people
Edie Cooke is hooking up with girls again
When someone’s cheeks are essentially getting clapped so hard it starts to get hot and red like a muffin getting cooked in the oven
Dude your girls cheeks look like muffins getting a cooking after that sex
Anything going into a bottom is of the appropriate temperature (107 degrees)
Craig was a true gentleman. He gave me three litres of cooked goose and I was eternally grateful.
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The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.
We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out