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When you have cabin fever to the point were all you want is a quick switch from vaginal to anal intercourse in 30 seconds repeating the process until the fever has lifted.
Dude I haven't been out in forever, I did a good old Covid Popper on her now she dont walk right.
When you develope man titties from smoking too much weed and eating too much food during the COVID-19 pandemic
"Man, that new batch of Granddaddy Purple and some Taco Bell has given me a strong case of COVID titties"
v. When you get the Rona for a second time.
After my 14-day quarantine in the hospital I went out into the world. I didn't recover, instead I re-COVID.
When someone uses their COVID FACE to lure in lovers knowing damn well they ain't cute under that mask.
I have to call Nev, because I was COVID CATFISHED by that guy I met on OnlyFans.
24 Hour COVID
"She was freaking out over a sore throat and went to get one of those COVID tests - the test was negative when she checked a couple of days later though..she was pretty relieved"
"oh well, might have just been a slight case of 24 hour COVID LOL"
When you uncontrollably cough from covid that you end up farting from the force
I need to change my underwear after that covid fart
And child born 9 months after the quarantine period associated with SARS-CoV-2/Covid 19. Periods may vary according to the country of origin.
- I don't know why you're so obsessed with toilet paper...
- right, but you wouldn't, would you Covid-Boomer ?