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When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.
Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.
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What you call a Bucko straight outta Buckinghamshire that looks like a goat straight outta farm and just loves his sex toys.
Sham that Ben guy is such a Dildo goat
It's pretty self explanatory....
Jake's dad: jake is riding the god damn Dildo bike down the road again!
Jake's mom: god I really should have shot him while I had the chance...
A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
An alternative way of saying ‘the boy who cried wolf’
Man 1: I fucked a well fit girl called Bella last night, made her cum twice and she cooked me breakfast
Man 2: I can’t believe a word you say, you’re always screaming dildos
An alternative way of saying ‘the boy who cried wolf’
Man 1: I fucked a well fit girl called Bella last night, made her cum twice and she cooked me breakfast
Man 2: I can’t believe a word you say, you’re always screaming dildos