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Phrase used by college students when they decide to skip all their classes for a day.
"I'm not going to any classes today, I'm taking a personal day."
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People with red hair, but do not have freckles or light skin pigment, also known as non-gingers. Coined by South Park in the 9th season.
Lucille Ball and Kyle from South Park are day walkers.
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a man who is a breeder but will take to occassional blow job from a guy but will not return the favour.
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- February 14th, celebrated in various American and European countries by the exchange of valentines or love tokens. Traditionally (and typically) these tokens are cards, flowers and candy.
Due to the nature of this so-called 'holiday', it is one of the most popular days of the year for marriage proposals.
- A 'holiday' made popular by greeting card companies, candy manufacturers, and florists.
- A 'holiday' that makes pretty much everyone feel miserable, either because they're single, or have a 'significant other' who expects or demands to be showered with gifts and affection to make up for the other 364 days of the year that receive next to no attention. On the flip side, this 'holiday' has also become somewhat of a national make-up day that people use to 'make-up' for the other 364 days of the year that they aren't romantic and attentive to their relationships.
Example Use #1:
"I hate Valentine's Day. All it does it remind me how single lonely I am. It SUCKS."
Example Use #2:
"The entire store is cluttered with Valentine's Day crap from floor to ceiling. What a scam these manufactures have going."
Example Use #3:
"Happy Valentine's Day. I love you, Jane."
"Why do you only say you love me on this damn day?"
"Here. I got you some flowers and candy."
"Oh. Thank you. You're forgiven."
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March 14. Celebrated mainly in Japan and Korea.
A day when men would buy gifts for their girlfriends/wives. On Valentine's Day, women get gifts for their men, but men don't have to reciprocate. So White Day was invented for men to give something back.
I've got to find something for my girlfriend for White Day.
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A time where you waste $5 on a card for your girlfriend. Shortly thereafter it is forgotten and gathering dust on some mantle somewhere, and it's back to the usual routine: "Now what have you done for me lately?"
Valentine's Day is for suckers.
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How someone of Asian descent would say Election Day, due to the lack of an "L" sound in their dialect
(In your best asian accent) "I vewy excited to vote on erection day dis'a year"
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