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Dylan " ben has Dave being doing the Dave Crabtree again"
A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.
Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!
A small purple creature who is hysterical.
Jimmy! I just saw hysterical Dave run past!!
A shot containing rye whiskey and peach schnapps. Usually cause for a good night as well as horrible memory loss.
Those Fuzzy Daves were the cause of my black out last night.
Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.
Men over 40 love showing off the new and improved Dave Jorts, with out permission.
Taking a bong hit and then before releasing taking a shot of alcohol. The idea is to take the bong hit without friends noticing and then when they walk in on you all they'll see is you taking a shot of whiskey and spewing smoke afterwards.
I flamed a Dave in front of my friend yesterday, and he was speachless.
The Flaming Dave will confuse your friends to no end without an explanation.