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What Cardi B will do to Tami Lurhman if Timi keep running her mouth on Twitter
Toni: "Haha, Cardi B is the latest greatest political mind--"
Cardi: "leave me alone I will dog walk you."
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Joe straight pounded those brew dogs. He drank 30 and vommed in Amits underwear drawer
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Me: "John and I played poker all night. He had pocket Aces three times in a row."
Friend: "What a Lucky Dog."
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A Sewanee Dog (canus lupus dumpiarus) is a species commonly found at Sewanee: The University of the South, a small liberal arts university in Tennesse. Oddly enough, the species is entirely female. Although this species is specific to Sewanee, it probably exists at other affluent, southern universities under a different nomenclature.
The Sewanee Dog is typically spotted in the Fall and Winter months wearing designer jeans, a Northface fleece and uggs. Other variations may include leggings -- often almost see-through -- with a flanel shirt or the addition of a Barbour jacket. Sewanee Dogs sporting tightly fitting sweatpants and a prep-school hoody have been spotted, but are less common.
The Sewanee Dogs are especially fond of cigarettes, and will spend hours on end at the library just so they can take cig breaks. In fact, the average Sewanee Dog spends more time smoking than they do studying, but see no irony in complaining about how much work they have. They also enjoy boasting about the number of "all nighters" they have pulled in a week, and don't see any flaw in this study habit.
They seem unaware of their sexually repulsive nature and see nothing wrong with reaking of Parliament Lights and sporting a hacking cough.
Their diet consists mostly of Adderall and Red Bull, but can be suplimented by greasy pub food and diet coke.
Male Student #1: Buzz's girlfriend, woof!
MS #2: That's a Sewanee Dog.
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A phrase that Eustace from Courage the Cowardly Dog uses to belittle him after he does something stupid in Eustace's eyes.
He usually takes out the infamous tiki mask or another trick to frighten the hell out of Courage to bully and to laugh at him, and Muriel slaps or smacks Eustace with the infamous rolling pin or another object to punish him for scaring Courage.
Eustace: Stupid dog! (takes out a green tiki mask) Booga!!! Booga!!! Booga!!!
Courage: AHHHHH! *runs off*
Muriel: Eustace! *smacks Eustace with a rolling pin*
Eustace: OW!! What'd I do?
Courage: (sighs after he stops and talks to the audience) I deal with this every day! But at least Muriel smacks him with something...
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A gif of a dog being repeatedly hit with a shovel and being killed. The gif is notorious for popping up in places people would least expect them, often used for shock value by Edgelords and sociopaths because they may find it humorous.
Some people even made memes with the gif featured in it which is used to bait people in the popular chatting software Discord.
Guy1: Hey guys, I have this really stupid idea that will change the world
Guy2: What are you even talking about?
Guy3: When in doubt, Shovel dog.
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When someone is on the clock (at work) and they stand around acting busy and actually do nothing.
The supervisor approached the crew of ditch diggers and separated the two who had been leaning on their shovels talking. He said that any more inaction on the job would lead to their dimissal. Stating further, I'll have no fucking the dog on my watch!
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