A gay staff Sargeant who can't play Cerberus for shit.
My buddy Adam is such a Musky Dragon
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Verb
Sex move: while in the doggy style position, after splooging inside girl but before pulling out, use a lighter or match to ignite her pubes. Follow these actions up by giving a hard deep thrust into her ass. As she turns around, juggle her boobs while screaming "flop them bad boys". Now run away.
"brazilian wax? Hell no, I would never take the time to wax or shave down there. My boy friend performed a peirced dragon on me!"
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The smell that eminates from one's sweaty butt after a long workout and prior to showering.
OMG Bobby. You have dragon butt. Dude! Hit the shower.
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The ugly dragon involves a generous amount of hot sauce rubbed on the nose, then placing the nose in the butthole of another and snorting violently.
Dude, I finally got my girlfriend to do the ugly dragon!
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a semi-mythical creature, often seen in industrialized areas of the world. in common with other dragons, the ass dragon is a winged creature, but due to its extra-large posterior, it is incapable of flight (sometimes it is incapable of walking up stairs.) anywhere it walks it leaves a set of deep, broad, round furrows caused by its buttocks cheeks scraping the ground due to exhaustion after a long day's work. as well as belching fire from its snout, the ass dragon often releases noxious fumes from deep within its rear end.
outside the old factory, you can still see the ass dragon's tracks, usually filled with rainwater and colored dyes, and sometimes, after a rainstorm, one can catch the scent of sulfurous compounds emanating from the center of the tracks.
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1)To go all out, to venture into the unknown, to wing it, to face ones fears, to reach the limits of sanity;
(2)to eat at a McDonalds in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada.
"Man Dartmouth is dirty, especially a McDonalds in Dartmouth, I don't want to go there"....
"Come on, Ride the Dragon man"
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An angry dragon is where your partner sucks a fart out of your ass, then screams RRRAAAWWWWRRRR over a burning lighter, igniting said fart.
My girlfriend did the angry dragon and burned off her eyebrows.
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