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A Girl who loves her BF especially younger one
More than anything else in the world
She is literally Pan ei Phyu when its come in Love
When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick
A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.
1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.
2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.
A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.
He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas
Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster
Shrek: What's that
Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis
Shrek: I want that
NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY
A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.
DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.
"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
Or
"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "