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Facebook serious

When a romantic relationship reaches the stage where both parties declare on their Facebook profiles that they are "In a relationship with" the other. Simply "In a relationship" does not count, the girlfriend/boyfriend's name must be displayed.

Used mainly in a banter-ish way towards the male.

Charles Dean is in a relationship with Jasmine French

Jack King: may i be the first to say

facebook serious

by Lee Reid September 22, 2010

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facebook suicide

The act of deactiving and disconnecting from the virtual world (esp to reconnect with the real world).

I knew she committed facebook suicide when I saw the goodbye messages on her page.

by Sue B January 9, 2008

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Facebook Creep

A Facebook creep is someone who passes all of their free time on Facebook, looking up details of someone they just met, someone whom they may be infatuated with, but this is not necessary.
A Facebook creep knows of all flattering and compromising pictures of a person, as well as where they are, and follows the developments on the person's wall closely, perhaps to spot a lover not mentioned in the relationship status.

Tory spends all of her free time on Facebook when she should be studying. She is a huge Facebook creep.

Curtis: "Tory! Did you see those new pictures of Chris?"
Tory: "Those were up yesterday. I love the one where he was hammered!"

by define_this November 30, 2008

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Facebook-hot

Someone who appears hot on facebook, but is not so hot in person.

I did not think much of Tara when I met her for drinks last night, but she befriended me on facebook today and she is mos def facebook-hot!

by crzydoktor May 8, 2009

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Facebook Faggot

A Facebook Faggot is someone who spends all day on Facebook whining about everything, saying gay or dumbass coutes, or posting the stupidest shit. They will often say things that are copied from others to get likes or they will say things such as "Why does this always happen to me?" When they complain about things in their life its because they have no friends except for the ones on facebook. They are really annoying in real life because they only talk about
Facebook.

"Clint always puts gay quotes on facebook, he is a Facebook Faggot."
"Wow clint is such a facebook faggot he is always whinging."

by Lil' Biggums September 2, 2012

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Facebook fasting

To refrain from going on facebook for a certain period of time. This often comes after the realization that too much time has been wasted on facebook resulting in real life problems. In the even of a relapse, an individual is said to pull a triple F (see Failed Facebook Fast).

John was spending all his time on facebook instead of working. He had to go facebook fasting for a few days to catch up on his work.

by SAphoto November 25, 2009

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facebook bandit

someone who hangs out on facebook and throws in their 2 cents in everyone's wall posts.

look at that facebook bandit, he just commented on my post again.

by mr chi July 7, 2009

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