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"food" that causes extreme gastro-intestinal distress... this food can be found at Johnson & Wales University, which ironically is a culinary school.
Dude, i ate hospitality food for lunch, then i had the shits an hour later!
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(noun)
An insatiable, un-quellable release of noise from one's voice box indicating the perfection of the food one is currently consuming. It is generally followed by multiple other variations of the sound in between chewing and swallowing.
Jack: Dude, I've been hungry ALL day! I haven't eaten a thing since yesterday.
Josh: *tosses oreos* Here, bro.
Jack: OH! (food moan) OH! OHHHH! So GOOOOOOOOD!!!! Thank you, God!
Josh: Wow, that was quite the food moan.
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what they serve in all school cafeterias across the country
todays special: dog food (liver and shit flavored)
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A euphemistic term used by ethnically conscious white folk to describe a community that has more cultural variation than their own.
White Guy 1: Have you been to Chinatown?
White Guy 2: No, but I hear there's good food there.
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someone who has sex with penis shaped objects such as pickles cucumbers etc
dude i was watching porn last night when some food fucker totally ruined it for me.
i couldnt bait for a week after i saw that food fucker on the internet.
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a man who wroks at the reggie lewis center during track meets, patrolling to make sure that no one is eating any food or drinking anything other than water inside the building.
The food nazi said we could either chug the rest of our apple juice or throw it away.
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A common sex position in which a couple engages in sexual intercourse immediately after having a full meal. Often done unintentionally, but sometimes done with malicious intent. Usually followed by an unwarranted amount of bodily fluids.
Guy: "Hey babe, I know you just ate an entire pizza, but I really want to try out the food blender right now. It sounds pretty kinky, ya know?"
*Post-intercourse*
Girl: "BLAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHRHFRHGHFSSFDSFHGFH"
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