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Allenhurst Beach Club

By far, the most cheesiest beach club in all of Monmouth County. The people there think its some yacht club or country club; when really anyone can join. They also hate on people who go to other beach clubs (driftwood, deal casino, promenade etc.) If you have a cabana, you are considered the most cheesiest.

Vivian: OMG! I love allenhurst beach club so much! It's like home!
Wendy: I love it to! But oh no! Our cabanas are gone!
Jenny: Shut the fuck up

by Richard Schmidt June 16, 2013

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Manhattan Beach Handshake

A sharp knock to one's testicles by another individual in a group of buddies drinking in a crowded bar. Usually this is unwarranted, unwanted but very funny to everyone except the one who was just knocked.

As Dave ordered another round at the bar, he was surprised by the Manhattan Beach Handshake and folded like a house of cards.

by Can't kill a man born to hang! August 12, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


west palm beach

a boot leg miami that has rich people who think they live in the hood

White guy:"Yeh 561 West Palm Beach all day.Man i live in the hood cause 1 black guy lives in my neighbor hood"
Black guy:"Man this guy really has to go to Miami so he could get cursed out in Spanish"

by D.P81 March 16, 2008

69๐Ÿ‘ 94๐Ÿ‘Ž


Laguna Beach Bitches

laguna beach bitches lah-goo-NUH beech bit-CHEZ noun 1. Wears uggs; abercrombie & fitch; hollister; american eagle; coach; juicy courture; short skirts (shows thong); low-rise jeans; low rise shirts; padded, stuffed bras; spandex-type footless leggings; . 2. Accesorises with; fake mardis gras beads; plastic scene beads; clown makeup for albino anorectics; uniform dye jobs 3. Body type -- anorexic. 4. Personality -- a) says hello in order to be obnoxious; denies fault when accused; Claim to be impurturbed by others, but beg to be given reasons as to why they are disliked by outsiders; can't understand why people dislike them; doesn't like the friends they are 'closest' to; backstabbing backtalk; make up stupid monosyllabic sounds similar to that of a caveman see, nuh b) supress any latent intelligence; may have once been normal; think that they are royalty; treat outsiders like dirt; perpetually lies c) participates in school functions such as blue and gold night, sportsnite, and all-girls sports teams
5. MYSPACE STALKERS a) Visit, through friends of friends, other people's myspaces, even when blocked, in order to have something to start drama

Those laguna beach bitches think they are so great, but they are just irritating.

by Meredith B., and Abigail K. January 25, 2007

21๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beach Ball Bottom

A large, bouncy buttox that is somewhat like a beach ball. Started with Courtney, who posesses the original beach ball bottom.

"Can I Spike Your Beach Ball?"

by 36 January 24, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cakin it on da beach

Just gettin busy on da beach

When you with your partner and in a sandy area just get busy now you cakin

ya know cakin it on da beach whell shewt

by boy be cakin August 3, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Long Beach MS

Positive things about Long Beach MS: Everyone who is anyone wants to live here. It`s a clean, low-crime little city West of Gulfport MS, and East of Pass Christian MS. It lines the Gulf of Mexico, and is part of the gulf coast. it has a beautiful, and historical looking downtown.
Negative things about Long Beach MS: It has the highest property taxes in MS. It has a lot of elderly people that don`t have lives, because they`ve already lived them. Don`t walk down the street because someone will call LBPD on you. LBPD is like a box of chocolates, and you never know what you`re going to get, but most of them make you sick. Younger people need to take over the political positions in Long Beach MS, and invite businesses to come thrive, and help lower taxes. It needs more diversity, and less rich, and deep pocketed city officials.

Q: I love living in Long Beach MS, but what`s up with all of the houses for sale?
A: People can`t afford to live here due to the taxes & house insurance costs.
No trailer-homes aloud in Long Beach MS!
Cost of living in Long Beach MS is the same as in NY, and CA, only the residence here earn a lot less in income.
Q:What is a cost of living raise?
A:Long Beach MS doesn`t know.

by housepoor June 21, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž