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To 'eat the frog' is to complete your hardest task first thing, before you complete any other work
To 'yeet the frog' is to put off your hardest task by at least a week by yeeting it into the future.
“If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning; If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to yeet the biggest one into next week.” - Yeet the Frog
When you create something fake to check if someone's trying to be a yes man to get in your pants
Person 1: what's your opinion on anus frogs?
Person 2: love em!
Person 1: Ah ha! They're not real, bitch!
Person 2: ;-;
Waking up to a man that was far more attractive when you went to bed.
Oof…I woke up to an unfortunate looking man today. I was Frog Boned.
To explain a joke or overanalyse any source of humour, especially when doing so renders it unfunny.
Taken from the expression commonly ascribed to E.B. White: "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process."
Joke teller: "haha, do you get it? Because that's the only reason a chicken would reasonably WANT to cross a road, regardless of any extra context."
Joke recipient: "way to kill the frog..."
When girls on tiktok's only humor is frogs, worms, commit arson, gay jokes and cults. Even though all of those *can* be funny, they are extremely overused.
Girl: lolz be gay do crime!1!! The tap water turns the frikin frogs gae!!!
Teacher: what does the letter A stand for?
Girl: Arson.
Boy: you're such an Arson Frog Girl.
A cock frog is a female who jumps from fucking one man to another in quick succession, much like your average slut.
My grandma, shes such a cock frog, shes fucked every bloke in that home! I would of thought she had syphilis by now
Cute as frogs
The most amazing, friendly, nicest, awesome, coolest and swagilicious human on this planet.
Use it as PERSON1: “omg, do you know the most amazing human in this universe?” PERSON2: “yes i do, it’s cute as frogs!”