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The pressing of one's penis and scrotum against a pane of glass, forming the image of a banana and two cherries. The opposite of a pressed ham.
That bastard just gave me a pressed fruit salad on my car window!
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a flavor of bubble gum
"back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of tropical fruit bubblicious," "and some skittles"
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When someone can't swallow their pride and actually say "I'm sorry", but give out fruit cups instead, that's called a fruit cup apology.
Sometimes they'll give a sample of mascara, or a shirt from their closet that they don't want anymore, but it's always something they don't care about, and it's always given with the expectation that the recipient will forgive whatever fucked up thing the fruit cup apologizer did wrong. The fruit cup is more of a metaphor than anything.
If the "gift" is accompanied by an "I'm sorry", it cannot be a fruit cup apology. The phrase is only to be used when someone is avoiding having to apologize.
It's made even more pathetic when the person feels the need to constantly tell others that they're a good person. Only bad people fruit cup apologize.
Janice used a fruit cup apology with these old pants last week, but today she didn't like how I shut the cabinet door, so she called me ungrateful and wanted the pants back. Just wait, tomorrow she'll fruit cup apologize with a peanut butter cup.
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A homosexual act where a man performs oral sex on another man's Anus.
The term is popularized in drakes song " passion fruit ".
Gary indulged in mathews passion fruit.
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a nice big, juicy set of lips; Lips that you look at and the only thing you can think of is kissing and biting on them, not hard of course.
I could make out with those juicy fruit lips of yours all day.
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The perfect place for fags to go live.
Hey fag, move to California. I Hear its a fruit topia over there.
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Someone who gets fucked with a cumcuber more than once
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