dude wtf is wrong with german people?

dude wtf?

Germans spawn all of the sickest most satanic ideologies of all that lead to the mass murder of hundreds of millions

what the fuck is up with them motherfuckers?

kill it,fuck it,stuff it in an animal casing and make a sausage out of it,
wtf?

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cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel

So cheap it's almost free.

This stock is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel.

Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!

Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...

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Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.

You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

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German Blunder

This is a Connect-4 move which involves the other player forgetting how to play the game and letting you stack 4 tokens on top of each other.

"How did I win with a german blunder" - (Optimal) Player
"How did I let them get a german blunder" - Other (Sub-Optimal) Player

Germans head

Germans head - Cunt.

Teacher : Michael, stop talking.
Michael : Stop being such a Germans head!
Teacher : Excuse me?
Michael : Nothing

German lottery machine

1 Noun
Concrete mixer.
Coined by Youtuber Ants Pants

Hey buddy, go grab the german lottery machine, I want to make a swing set for the kids

german hot pocket

This is when a large Frankfurter is inserted into your partner bottom. While yours is inserted in the other hole while yelling ”THERE’S A JEW IN MY HOUSE!” Apon the entering.

After the late discovery of a foreigner in my house, I will be using the German hot pocket on my wife tonight.